I Dream of Frankenberries

Frankenberry CostumeLast night I dreamed a dream.

In this dream FrankenBerry, Count Chocula, and Michael Clark Duncan came over to my house. My house was a cave, but it was decorated like a palace.

They wanted refreshments, so I made them the following cocktail:

  • 1 cup frankenberries, ground in a blender
  • 1/2 cup chocolate covered espresso beans, ground in a blender
  • 1 part strawberry schnapps
  • 1 part banana liqueur
  • 1 part vodka
  • A splash of vanilla extract
  • 2 cups of iced milk
  • Whipped cream aplenty

I called it the Lanky Franky, and served it to my guests from a pitcher resembling the Kool-Aid man. It was impossibly delicious, and it saved me from a beating at the hands of Michael Clark Duncan.

I do not have all of the ingredients to create my dream beverage. But, perhaps you do. If so, please, go forth and live my dream. And tell me how it tastes.

[tags]Cocktail, Dream, Frankenberry, Recipe[/tags]

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