buy cialis online viagra 100mg sales propecia sale now levitra 20 mg canadian pharmacy soma fast viagra from india phentermine without prescription viagra canada prescription sale get viagra without a prescription now cialis cheap sale generic cialis from india now buy propecia no prescription buy levitra online canada how much is propecia cialis canada online cheap viagra canada female viagra pills cialis suppliers canada cialis daily buy phentermine without prescription buy cialis usa discounts levitra 5mg how to get viagra viagra online without prescription get levitra without a prescription tramadol canadian sales canadian pharm viagra tramadol canada no prescription propecia for sale fast viagra no prescriptions tramadol cost canadian pharmacy cialis the price of cialis in canada now pharmacy viagra buying viagra from canada where to get viagra propecia cheap viagra soft overnight viagra discount viagra viagra usa get viagra in mexico propecia discounts sales how much does propecia cost online canadian pharmacies lavitra cialis canada cost of propecia cialis online cheapest tramodol online without a prescription buy generic tramadol cheap one a day cealis online one a day cialis tramadol 100mg cheap cialis online get how much does levitra cost viagra online canadian get buy viagra cheap phentermine tablets cheap cialis pills usa canadian viagra buy viagra usa online propecia cost soma pills rx cialis fast canadian pharmacy viagra buy how much does cialis cost viagra samples viagra purchase ciali s sale online tramadol 50mg online viagra now viagra 100 sales viagra dose buy cialis without prescription discounts acomplia for sale discounts buy illegal viagra canada now medstore pharm canada usa prescription phentermine propecia import buy tramadol online cheap cialis from india viagra canadian pharmacy online levitra online cialisis levitra daily real cialis tramadol online purchase canada generic daily cialis get cialis without prescription canadian cialis soft tabs buy viagra professional viagra canadian sales viagra without a prescription buy tramadol without prescription discounts cialis 50mg cheap soft cialis sales get cialis online soft viagra propecia generic propecia phentermine canada online buy propecia online fast get prescription to propecia fast inexpensive viagra viagra gel viagra in india prescription viagra canada tramadol 50 mg usa canada based pharmacy without a prescription discounts viagra canada viagra cialis sale how to get viagra without a prescription cialis daily online delivery buy cialis female viagra delivery buy viagra online no prescription real viagra online real viagra discounts acomplia usa tramadol without a prescription delivery levitra china online pharmacies canada phentermine acomplia online canada viagra india non prescription phentermine fast cialis 100mg fast propecia canada fast discount levitra sales viagra for sale canada online pharmacy viagra cheap cheap canadian discounts cost of daily cialis sale canadian pharmacies what does propecia cost daily cialis online cialis price delivery no prescription online pharmacy canadian viagra cheap viagra on line natural viagra sales canadian pharmacy+cialis viagra 50 mg cheap viagra 100 mg cialis canada buy online pharmacies china buy viagra online without prescription viagra cialis from canada cialis generic online viagra for sale in canada buy phentermine online no prescription cheap viagra for sale cheap buy phentermine no prescription propecia price purchase levitra cialiscanada canada viagra tablets viagra without prescription canada usa cialis 50 mg fast canada pharmacy brand cialis cheap usa non prescription viagra cheap tramadol 100 mg propecia 5mg sale viagra pofessional soma without prescription viagra online cheap viagra generic canada online brand levitra for sale usa buy acomplia without prescription canada buy viagra no prescription cialis one a day cheap viagra buy buy viagra without prescription online tramadol next day levitra next day cialis for sale generic propecia viagra scams can i buy viagra without a prescription canadian cialis cheap viagra phentermine no prescription delivery soma for sale viagra from china propecia without prescription mexico pharmacy canada viagra viagra canada online where to purchase levitra generic viagra canada canadian pharmacy canadian pharmacy viagra viagra mexico viagra sur le net delivery cheap cialis daily levitra discounts viagra for sale online cheap phentermine without a prescription generic levitra discounts canadian pharmacy levitra tramadol without prescription canadan viagra buy soma online pharmacy no prescription online pharmacy usa viagra without prescription delivery cheapest viagra cialis without a prescription buy propecia without a prescription canada cialis 20mg canadian pharmacy no prescription propecia online usa tramadol online cheap viagra no prescription discounts viagra sales generic viagra canada viagra canada purchase levitra 100mg canadian rx how much is cialis viagra sales online levitra sales viagra for women discounts real canadian pharmacy no prescription discounts cheap viagra pills viagra soft tabs get viagra generic canadian levitra fast delivery viagra sale cialis usa now buying viagra fast cialis 20 mg generic cialis propecia do you need a prescription daily cialis cost cialis 20 fast cialis 5mg get viagra pills sales cheapest phentermine sales cialis 5 mg now daily cialis viagra no prescription how do you get viagra now cilias canada cialis cost online soma cheap cialis daily price sales discount cialis now cialis canada pharmacy online delivery phentermine for sale online steroid pharmacy scams

Author Archive for maunders

Strong Kids, Frightened Kids

[Updated]
How odd. This post was hijacked by spam full of spurious links to various prescription medications. I guess that’s what happens when you let a blog lay fallow for over a year.

It should have been a link to the classic “Strong Kids, Safe Kids”.

Strong Kids Safe Kids

My sister and I were subjected to this edutaining video when we were kids. I think it was borrowed from a dark corner of the public library, while the VCR was rented from the grocery store, which was also a warehouse.

Anyway, I hope that order has been restored to the universe now.

My People Call it Corn

Wakka WakkaResidents of Oakland and labyrinth enthusiasts the world over have known for years that there exists a maze just east of San Francisco. This “[tag]MacArthur Maze[/tag]“, as it has come to be known, was designed centuries ago to keep would-be adventurers from discovering the treasure trove of affordable Swedish furniture hidden away by the [tag]Ottoman corsairs[/tag].

One wrong turn within this twisted refugee from Escher’s nightmares would lead you to a dank surface street that plunges straight into the heart of madness. Another, to a dead-end trail that terminates at the den of Bruce, the troll that lurks underneath the Bay Bridge waiting for the day that three goats will try to pass. A day that will never come.

Some of the most harrowing passages lead to KFC, but that’s actually pretty good. I can’t complain about that.

abilify mg
acai
accutane canada
aciphex canada
acomplia discounted
actonel pills
discount actos
aleve with no prescription
allegra pills
cheap alli no prescription
cheap altace no prescription
antibiotics withdrawal
price of aricept
arimidex order online shipping
ashwagandha product
astelin delivery
no prescription atacand
price of atarax
augmentin mg
no prescription avandia
cost of avapro
avodart no rx
bactrim with no prescription
order benadryl
benicar cost
order biaxin
buspar withdrawl
purchase cardizem online
cheapest celebrex
celadrin
cephalexin no rx
cialis medication
price of cipro
cla overnight no rx
clarinex withdrawl
claritin withdrawl
buy clomid without a prescription
clonidine
cheap colchicine
price of coreg
coumadin coupon
cozaar no rx
creatine
crestor coupon
cymbalta discounted
cheapest cytotec
cheapest depakote
cheapest diclofenac
online differin
purchase diflucan online
order diovan
doxycycline no prescription
effexor online
flagyl
discount flomax
glucophage withdrawl
hair loss
hangover
hoodia no rx
keppra
lamictal canada
cheap lamisil no prescription
lasix online
price of levaquin
levitra vs
buy lexapro online
purchase lipitor online
lisinopril delivery
generic melatonin
metformin
methotrexate
micardis canada
mobic no prescription
motrin with no prescription
msm
neurontin rx
nexium medication
nizoral with no prescription
buy nolvadex without a prescription
omnicef discounted
paxil information
penis extender vs
phentermine
phosphatidylserine
buy plan b without prescription
plavix cost
no prescription pravachol
buy prednisone without a prescription
price of premarin
prevacid online
prometrium withdrawal
propecia rx
provera information
prozac no prescription
price of reglan
reminyl
rimonabant no prescription
order risperdal online
rogaine vs
seroquel
order singulair
buy skelaxin online
stop smoking vs
generic strattera
stress relief withdrawl
synthroid overnight
tetracycline
cheap topamax no prescription
toprol
toradol online pharmacy
tramadol mg
trazodone
tricor no prescription
buy trileptal without prescription
ultracet overnight no rx
buying valtrex
buying viagra
voltaren tablets
vytorin product
weight loss overnight no rx
wellbutrin
yohimbe
zantac tablet
buy zetia online
discount zestoretic
zithromax order online shipping
cheap zoloft
zovirax tablets
buy zyban without a prescription
zyprexa
zyrtec canada
zyvox reviews

At any rate, some good samaratin recently destroyed a fair chunk of the foul maze, liberating its sub-human denizens from their endless days of orchid-eating and exposing them to the fair light of the sun - which unfortunately proved to be fatal.

Now there’s a lot of talk of rebuilding this collapsed part of the freeway. That’s all well and good, but I propose that we do not build a maze this time. Unless they intend to put a minotaur and/or David Bowie in it. In that case, I’m all for it. But if not, let us consider that mazes rarely make for speedy for efficient transportation.

Outclassed

Happy HorrorsI just found some sort of spammy site on the internets that includes snippets from this very blog. I feel somewhat inadequate, as this post is far more interesting than anything that I’ve actually written:

After a long hiatus Maunderlust group returns to Oprah s Debt Diet Step Create a Monthly Crazed Consumer Debt. So You Don’t Want To Become Terri Schiavo. The Greatness of the Circus Pre Atkins Pro Protein Diet. Monsters Inc. vs. the maunder verb talk in a rambling manner After a long hiatus Maunderlust returns to Oprah s Debt Diet Step Create a Monthly Bach Great. Bach Harpsichord. Bach John. Bach Kantate. Bach Keyboard Bach NEW

It’s very insightful. For one thing, I don’t want to become [tag]Terri Shiavo[/tag]. And I’m fascinated by the greatness of the [tag]circus[/tag] pre [tag]Atkins[/tag] pro protein diet. Does it consist entirely of circus peanuts? Does it include screenings of [tag]Monsters Inc.[/tag]? And how is [tag]Bach[/tag]’s harpsichord involved?

How indeed.

This gibberish raises more questions than it answers! I really wish I had thought of it.

The 7 Habits of Something or Other

Tighten up the graphcis on Level 3Through [tag]Netscape[/tag]’s usually abominable news aggregator, I stumbled across this article: Seven Creative Tips for Amateur Video Game Makers.

Though it’s targeted at [tag]amateur designers[/tag], there’s a lot of solid advice that could be applied to professionals as well. Most notably: design on paper, continually reward players for playing, and broaden your horizons beyond [tag]video games[/tag] to come up with really interesting ideas.

There are other good articles on the site as well. Most are game related, but then there’s also one about how to spot [tag]abusive men[/tag]. I’m not sure how the two topics are related, but I suppose it’s good advice all the same. The cycle of abuse ends with you.

Wordpress Upgrade Weirdness?

I just upgraded from [tag]wordpress[/tag] 2.1 to 2.1.3. Now there’s some strange white space at the top of the page above the header. Maybe it was always there, but I don’t remember it. I’m not web savvy enough to guess at what may have changed. I didn’t do anything to the [tag]K2[/tag] theme, and I thought that was what drove the look of everything.

Anyway, I’m going to poke around and see if there’s anything I can do about it. But I’m not totally convinced that it’s even worth trying to change.

[Update - It looks like the white space is on the K2 official site too. It must just be a part of the theme. My quick investigation did prompt me to upgrade to K2 9.5. So all's well that ends well.]

Sanjanakin Skywalker

Sanjanakin SkywalkerThe other day somebody pointed out to me that [tag]Sanjaya Malakar[/tag] from [tag]American Idol[/tag] has the same haircut as [tag]Anakin Skywalker[/tag] from [tag]Star Wars: Episode III[/tag]. And as it turns out, it’s totally true.

Now I understand that during his rendition of Bésame Mucho he wasn’t trying to seduce me into the bedroom, he was trying to seduce me to the dark side of the the Force. Hard to see the dark side is.

Continue reading ‘Sanjanakin Skywalker’

This is not a Moblin

Duck HunterSnakeWesker at the Worst. Blog. Ever. has taken a look at how game graphics have evolved in the last 20 years. The two examples used are The Legend of Zelda and the Metal Gear series. Both are pretty dramatic examples of franchises that started in the early 80’s as a loose jumble of pixels, and today offer fully realized worlds richly populated with 3D characters and interactive environments.

The question SankeWesker asks is where game art will go in the next 20 years. Have we hit the wall of diminishing returns? Do developers really want to plow through the Uncanny Valley and create game characters and worlds that are indistinguishable from the real world? Would that even be fun or interesting to the player?

Continue reading ‘This is not a Moblin’

Wario Moves in Mysterious Ways

WarioWare Smooth MovesI got Warioware: Smooth Moves for the Wii yesterday.

It’s a great example of how creative developers can get with the Wii remote. The game employs a number of unique stances, known as “forms”, that instruct you to hold the remote a particular way. Often these forms require you to move your entire body to complete a microgame. Sure, you can easily fake out the Wii’s robotic brain by doing tiny movements with the remote. But in so doing, you idnetify yourself a douche bag worthy of derision and beneath pity.

Speaking of which, I suspect that this is game is a dish best served multiplayer. The single player is fun. But, after awhile you might feel somewhat douchey holding the remote up to your nose like an elephant trunk. So I guess you’re a douche if you do, and a douche if you don’t. It’s a tough position to be in, but a sanitary one.

The single player game looks like it’s shorter than Warioware Twisted, which had a truly obscene amount of content. I’m okay with what Smooth Moves has to offer, but I’d have liked a few more unlockable toys and mini-games like there were on the handhelds.

What I find most exciting about Smooth Moves are all the nuggests of potential Wii gameplay that the package suggests. Yes, there are duds in the bunch. But, surprisingly few. I could see entire Wii games being built around some of the mechanics that Smooth Moves has introduced.

As a game to introduce people to the Wii remote, Smooth Moves isn’t quite as accessible as Wii Sports. In Wii Sports, the metaphors are extremely clear — The remote might be a tennis racket, a baseball bat, a golf club, and so on. Smooth Moves asks you to make some leaps — Hold the remote like a Mohawk, a Samurai, a Waiter, etc. But if you’re willing to meet the game half way, its humor and fast pace carry the day and deliver a great experience.

Harry Potter got way hotter

Harry HotterWith the help of some flattering lighting and a dark and mysterious pubus area, the producers of Equus have managed to make Daniel Radcliffe crazy hot.

You can see the sexy horse mutilator in all his well-lit glory on the Broadway World site.

It looks like all the writers of Harry Potter slash fiction toiling away with their capes, pointy hats, and hand lotions have been vindicated.

[tags]Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter, Equus, Naked, Hot[/tags]

I Dream of Frankenberries

Frankenberry CostumeLast night I dreamed a dream.

In this dream FrankenBerry, Count Chocula, and Michael Clark Duncan came over to my house. My house was a cave, but it was decorated like a palace.

They wanted refreshments, so I made them the following cocktail:

  • 1 cup frankenberries, ground in a blender
  • 1/2 cup chocolate covered espresso beans, ground in a blender
  • 1 part strawberry schnapps
  • 1 part banana liqueur
  • 1 part vodka
  • A splash of vanilla extract
  • 2 cups of iced milk
  • Whipped cream aplenty

I called it the Lanky Franky, and served it to my guests from a pitcher resembling the Kool-Aid man. It was impossibly delicious, and it saved me from a beating at the hands of Michael Clark Duncan.

I do not have all of the ingredients to create my dream beverage. But, perhaps you do. If so, please, go forth and live my dream. And tell me how it tastes.

[tags]Cocktail, Dream, Frankenberry, Recipe[/tags]